Bull Riding 101

Some sports are manly, some are not.

hockey
A man puts-on ice-skates smacks a hockey puck and runs into other men = manly
figure-skating
A man puts-on ice skates and smacks other men on the buttocks = not so manly
water-polo
A man gets in a pool and fights other men to score a goal = manly
mens-synch-swimming
A man gets in a pool and synchronizes dance moves with other mean = not so manly

dancesport
‘Dancesport’ can never be manly even if you danced with a beer in one hand and a shotgun in the other…sorry Perez Hilton.

bull-ride
Bull riding is a sport that qualifies as manly.
(Except the San Francisco Gay Rodeo where the bulls ride the cowboys.)

Here we see Profession Bull RIder’s legend Ty Murray on Bull Riding 101

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